beauty lotionIf there was a game to win a lifetime supply of something costing under twenty dollars apiece, I would not hesitate to cash in my prize at a local supermarket for a twelve pack of Stella Artois. If my girlfriend won the same prize, she would definitely choose a beauty lotion. This girl goes through the stuff faster then I go through napkins when eating hot wings. She is obsessed with having silky smooth, fresh smelling skin. I give it to her because the beauty lotion works. I think she got on such a beauty lotion kick as a small child because she says her mom is the same way.

In her words she, “doesn’t want to look old and wrinkly when 50.” Apparently a steady supply of beauty lotion used daily is going to slow the sands of time. It is that forward thinking on little things like wrinkles that really differentiates men from women. Imagine your most burly male friend and then imagine him complaining to you about an empty bottle of beauty lotion and his future face wrinkles. It doesn’t work.